重返紐約2009之機場大作戰
一大箱一小箱 東岸為了慶祝我回紐約特別下起暴風雪謝謝。 其實在台灣check in的時候飛DC的班機就已經因為暴風雪被取消了，可是因為我昰先飛東京轉舊金山再轉到紐約，所以還是很快樂地上了飛機。兩班選位子我都選在電視牆後面，腳可以伸很直很嗨。雖然UA的空服員都是媽媽不是妹妹，而且還有一個態度很差的男空服員對我很沒禮貌，但是從頭到尾我都沒有動怒這真是太神奇了傑克（最後座艙長還來跟我道歉害我很不好意思）。 12/19早上十一點的飛機，12/19早上大概九點半到舊金山。過海關不得了，大概比生小孩還要久。問話的女人真的超機歪，辦簽證的時候不都問過了嗎妳問屁啊妳。 Me: Hi! Morning! (很想紅所以語氣很興奮高亢) Officer: Hi. How long are you staying? (不是很熱情，好害怕) Me: Two weeks. O: Where is your return ticket? (啊？我被誤認為跳機人了我） Me: I have an e-ticket. 在日本轉機的夕陽 O: You didn't print it out? (孩子，就跟你說過了昰電子機票，我是環保小尖兵我要省紙的我) Me: No. O: Why not? (要妳管妳這個臭婆娘) Me: Because it's an e-ticket... Well, I didn't know I had to. O: Next time it's better that you do. (妳我媽嗎妳管這麼多) Me: Okay. O: How long are you staying? (不是問過了嗎妳) Me: ...I thought you asked this already... O: Huh? (好吧這大概是你們被訓練的問話技巧) Me: Okay, two weeks. O: Do you have a job in Taiwan? (有啊，辦簽證的時候問過了，妳電腦螢幕上沒有嗎妳) Me: Yes. O: What is it? (這些我都告訴過AIT的帥哥了孩子) Me: I'm a teacher. High school teacher. I teach at an American school. O: What